this humor blog welcomes you. my name is george. i'm 20.
all i do with my life is eat and use my laptop.

teapayne:

you never know!

bunsen:

when u make a joke only u and ur friend get

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bigmacmami:

lilcoffee:

suckonmynick:

whoevencarestbh:

The kardashians watching Beyoncé all salty cuz they have no talent.

Like why were they even there?

they some haters😂😂😂😂 no talent havin asses

But they make millions of dollars. They’re business women. Not every route to success requires vocal talent you all sound so salty.

yeeeeah but they only became businesswomen because kim got fucked on camera, so.

bigmacmami:

lilcoffee:

suckonmynick:

whoevencarestbh:

The kardashians watching Beyoncé all salty cuz they have no talent.

Like why were they even there?

they some haters😂😂😂😂 no talent havin asses

But they make millions of dollars. They’re business women. Not every route to success requires vocal talent you all sound so salty.

yeeeeah but they only became businesswomen because kim got fucked on camera, so.

fantastic scene

fantastic scene

oraldiarrhea:

hatos:

What if birds had four legs? Need answer

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fullcravings:

Loaded M&M Oreo Cookie Bars

i want to shove these in my ass

fullcravings:

Loaded M&M Oreo Cookie Bars

i want to shove these in my ass

snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

reallylameblog:

asian:

went grocery shopping

Please don’t eat these dogs

reallylameblog:

asian:

went grocery shopping

Please don’t eat these dogs

tuc-ficprompts:

malicemidnight:

sapphirebones:

jaacknasty:

Probably the best 6 seconds ever. 

i fucking lost it

fUC K

OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN HIS FACE WAS ONE OF PURE TERROR OHMYGOD

tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.